ComedyBoat
Dark comedy.
On a boat.
Yes, really.
A floating comedy club on the Thames at Battersea. Handpicked comics, a bar on board, Battersea Power Station out of the window. It doesn’t sail anywhere. You laugh, it floats.
Is it for you?
Love twisted humour?
& cool places?
Welcome to dark comedy
on a boat!
“…think your favorite Whatsapp group’s, but live!!”
On the Thames, close to Battersea Power Station…
No preaching. No holding back…
the ultimate experience…
Tickets · three ways
Boarding passes
- Seat only
Show Pass
£—all-in, booking fee included£15 - Deal for 1
Show, Pizza & Drink
£—all-in, booking fee included£29 - Deal for 2 · one ticket for two
Show, Pizza & Drink
£—all-in, booking fee included£65
Gift
Give someone a night on the boat
Any show, valid 12 months, emailed in minutes.
From the boat
Thirty seconds below deck
▶Comic brutally roasts a latecomer
▶Do this as a parent… if you dare
▶How to sound smart to foreigners
Verified on Google
Said on board
Getting there
Find the boat
- Head for Nine Elms, Battersea. Nearest tube: Battersea Power Station (Northern line). Vauxhall is a walk.
- Walk along Nine Elms Lane towards the Power Station until you reach Tideway Dock.
- The Battersea Barge is moored at the dock. Walk down the gangway and get a drink at the bar.
Questions
Before you board
Is it actually on a boat?
Yes. The Battersea Barge is a proper venue moored on the Thames with a full bar and Battersea Power Station lit up out of the window. It doesn’t go anywhere: it just floats, you laugh.
How much are tickets?
The price on the board is the price you pay. The booking fee is already in it and nothing is added at checkout. The pizza and drink deals are the best value.
What nights do shows run?
Midweek evenings and Sunday afternoons and evenings, every week, all year. The board above is the box office, live.
Is there an age limit?
Strictly 18+. Bring photo ID. The bar is card only.
Is the boat accessible?
It’s a boat with a gangway. Email hello@therummonkey.com before you book and we’ll check access and arrange what we can.
Where exactly is it?
Battersea Barge, Tideway Dock, Nine Elms Lane, London SW11 8PZ. Nearest tube: Battersea Power Station (Northern line). Vauxhall is a walk.