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Floating Comedy Club…

With comedians, cocktails, and crowd laughter echoing across the Thames. A unique London comedy experience aboard the Battersea Barge.

18+ only.

Thursday Night Comedy

Battersea Barge, Nine Elms.

3 Sept 2026

19:30

For People with a Slightly Twisted Sense of Humour

A Friday night comedy show full of playful dark humour, outrageous stories, and comedians who know exactly how to keep the room laughing.

18+ only.

Friday Night Comedy

Soho Central Jamon Jamon

4 Sept 2026

20:00

Laughs with a Side of Thames Views

Good comedians. Great crowd. Even better skyline. Join us aboard the Battersea Barge for a comedy night that’s anything but ordinary.

18+ venue.

Sunday Afternoon Comedy

Battersea Barge, Nine Elms.

6 Sept 2026

13:30

A Comedy Show with Better Views Than Your Ex’s Holiday Photos
Enjoy live stand-up comedy with panoramic views of Battersea Power Station and the River Thames.
Adults only.

Sunday Afternoon Comedy

Battersea Barge, Nine Elms.

6 Sept 2026

17:30

London Comedy with Main Character Energy

Step aboard the Battersea Barge for a lively night of stand-up comedy, skyline views, and Friday night chaos in the best possible way.

Adults only.

Thursday Night Comedy

Battersea Barge, Nine Elms.

10 Sept 2026

19:45

A Proper Soho Comedy Night

Buzzing atmosphere, hilarious comics, and jokes that dance confidently along the line without completely ruining your conscience.

Adults only.

Friday Night Comedy

Soho Central Jamon Jamon

11 Sept 2026

20:00

Laughing Floats Better on Water

A unique comedy night in London featuring hilarious comedians, buzzing atmosphere, and one seriously iconic venue.

18+ only.

Sunday Afternoon Comedy

Battersea Barge, Nine Elms.

13 Sept 2026

13:30

Punchlines & Power Station Views
Comedy nights hit differently when they come with skyline views, pizza deals, and a buzzing London crowd.
Adults only.

Sunday Afternoon Comedy

Battersea Barge, Nine Elms.

13 Sept 2026

17:30

The Comedy Show Your Weekend Deserves

Live stand-up, panoramic Thames views, and drinks flowing aboard the Battersea Barge. It’s giving “best decision of the week.”

Adults only.

Thursday Night Comedy

Battersea Barge, Nine Elms.

17 Sept 2026

19:45

The Weekend Starts Here

Big laughs, cheeky stories, and live comedy that gets just the right amount of inappropriate after a couple of drinks.

Friday nights at The Rum Monkey.

Friday Night Comedy

Soho Central Jamon Jamon

18 Sept 2026

20:00

The Boat Is Rocking with Laughter

A lively comedy night featuring quick-witted comics, fun crowd work, and London skyline views that deserve their own applause.

18+ only.

Sunday Afternoon Comedy

Battersea Barge, Nine Elms.

20 Sept 2026

13:30

Laughs with a Side of Thames Views

Good comedians. Great crowd. Even better skyline. Join us aboard the Battersea Barge for a comedy night that’s anything but ordinary.

18+ venue.

Sunday Afternoon Comedy

Battersea Barge, Nine Elms.

20 Sept 2026

17:30

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OUR COMEDIANS

David Anthony

David Anthony

Darcy Moreland

Blake AJ

Blake AJ

Victor Daniel

Victor Daniel

Luke Oliver

Luke Oliver

Dominic Burrell

Dominic Burrell

Radu Isac

Radu Isac

Vitaly Volkov

Vitaly Volkov

Adam Riley

Adam Riley

Prateek Kohli

Prateek Kohli

Monica Hsueh

Monica Hsueh

Bilal Rashid

Bilal Rashid

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